The 10 Most Awkward Things that Happened to Students During Sex

We all know how things can “slip up” a bit in the bedroom sometimes.

Well, for these people things went a bit off the rails during their “private” times. 

1. Contest of…what?

“I had sex with a friend from college, and before I finished she told me I can cum wherever I want so I came on her face. She swallowed all of it then took out her phone and called her friend and just said ‘Face, I win’ and hung up. I’m still puzzled as to what the f**k happened.

2. You too”Me (a girl) to him: mmmmmmm I love it, you have such a nice dick. 

Him to me: You too.”

3. The girl who sobbed

“I was passed out drunk on my buddies couch after a frat party and I wake up to this girl I hardly knew riding my dick and crying at the same time, and all I said was ‘what the fuck?’ and once she noticed I was awake she got up, pulled her pants up and walked out, crying the whole time. My weirdest sex experience I can think of”

4. The Joker

“I had a guy tell me he wanted his dick chopped off because its so big and girls only want to sleep with him. Also, he pretended to be the Joker (Heath Ledger) during sex.

5. Golden boy

“After I slept with a girl in college, she patted me on the head and said, ‘Stay golden pony boy’. I just smiled and fell asleep.6. Questions?”Moments after I finished losing my virginity the girl said ‘Do you have any questions?'”

7. The insecure dude

“He apologized for finishing too quickly, then asked me if I thought he had a small penis because apparently, every girl he’s ever been with has told him that he does. Then, he showed me every stretch mark and flaw on his body, recounting when they all appeared and commenting on how insecure it made him feel. This was the very first (and last) time we had sex, seeing each other for maybe a week.”

8. La Leche

“Asked me ‘Did you like my milk’. I guess in Spanish la leche’ is slang for jizz so he just translated it. I haven’t been so grossed out in my life”

9. Word

“She came, looked me in the eye and just said….’word'”

10. Hi mom

“Had sex with a girl I met through a friend of a friend after knowing her a day or two. Immediately after the first time, we are lying there and she picks up her mobile phone and calls her mother. She then begins having a catch-up conversation with her mother about day to day things. When her mother (presumably) asks her what she has been doing she answers….and I shit you not…’getting back at Aaron for cheating on me with that whore’ she then hands me the phone and says ‘say hi to my mother’ and I manage to say a sheepish hello…confused the hell out of my mind…I stare at her as she finishes her conversation, as she hangs up the phone stares directly at me and says ‘ok, now I’m going to call my boyfriend while I suck your d*ck’. hat kind of a male is going to say no to that? Sometime later that day some unlucky dude got to listen to a 35-min voicemail message that was the sound of her and I have a suck/f*ck fest.I saw her casually a few more times. Now she and ‘Aaron’ are getting married later this year…I received an invitation.”

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